delusions of grandeur

Running while sick is crap. I thought my lung capacity would be worse because I've been congested and coughing, but I actually ran fairly well tonight. I still loathe the act, but I'm getting more and more used to it. Maybe if I keep doing it, I'll lose some weight - either that or my ankles will collapse under me. Either way, I'ma make like Forest and keep run-ning.
So I actually got a couple takers on my "guest blog" offer, not sure anyone will actually deliver, but it's kinda cool that I at least got some tentative OKs. I'll print 'em as they come.
Tonight (tomorrow, whatever) is the Death Cab for Cutie show at the Fillmore in SF. Been a nice long while since we've made that trek to see a show, and I think this one is worth it. Ben Kwellar is the opener - and I dig his new solo effort, so I'm looking forward to the entire fĂȘte. I guess this will be the 4th time I've seen Death Cab, and as long as they keep turning out stuff like Transatlanticism I'll keep shelling out ducketts for tickets. They really are one of my favorite indie (some might argue that anyone on the OC ain't "indie" anymore) acts out there right now. I like to think the magic is in the chemistry, but I can't get over the fact that Ben Gibbard's other material is nearly unflappably perfect as well. I mean darn, Postal Service, All-Time Quarterback, that dude is some kinda lyrical Midas. Ahem, enough fawning.
Oh man, I'm just sitting here listening to some compilation I grabbed off the newsies called something like "Old Skool Hardcore." What a trip down memory lane. Wanna walk with me? OK. The year is 1992, my best buddy Kyle is gone for a month of the summer vacation between our freshman and sophomore years of high school - as he is every year, visiting his dad in Plano, TX. Every year Kyle came back from his dad's place with mass amounts of new music, but this year was different. Whereas he'd usually come back with tapes full of rare 60's or 70's gems he'd unearthed from his dad's huge music library - this year he brought back something new. God forbid! Seeing as we were both "too cool" for modern music ("Hammer Time" indeed), this was a huge step. He didn't know it, but those two albums Kyle brought back were gonna change everything.
The Prodigy's debut, "Experience" only just released that year, and Utah Saints' self-titled 1st LP, also placenta-covered; back-to-back on one blissful 90min Maxell. Seems Kyle's dad's long-time girlfriend's two no-good sons had gone and got into the whole "rave" scene. Being as I had no idea what a "rave" even was, the whole thing was new to me. As were these beat-heavy, chunky-jangly tunes. But man, it was like a natural fit. Overnight we went from Derek and the Dominos and Bob Dylan to breakbeat's #1 proselytizers. What's now known affectionately as "old skool hardcore" was the muzak-du-jour for us. And much like the elitism I revel in now by enjoying non-radio indie - being on the bleeding edge of a new and underground genre was an attractant in and of itself.
From then on it was a friendly competition, who could score the roughest most underground tunes and share them with the other. Scouring record bins in Orlando DJ pits like the Drop Shop - trading for obscure mixes and LPs with contacts met while using teachers' PCs during Biology in the internet's swaddling days. Never satisfied with the standard 4/4 "fairground" techno bullshit which eventually made it into mainstream musical consciousness - we were always searching for the most brokenest and choppy beats. Eventually, with our friendship waning, the acquisition of new tunes became somewhat of a pissing contest (at least, in my head it did). I would hear from Jeremy that Stacy got a new mix from Kyle and it was badass. Jealous, I'd find something new and try to get it circulating within the "network" - all the while hoping Kyle'd eventually hear it came from me.
Soon enough drugs and girls drove us apart for good, but during later "reunions" we'd always be surprised to find out how much our musical tastes tracked each other. From breakbeat to some new stuff called "jungle" out of London, morphing into the Chicago jungle scene from the US side of things, and finally dying under the generic "drum and bass" moniker. Release parties for Moonshine records at Orlando skating rinks, sacks of weed and doses, despite drifting down differnt paths of personal taste, we pretty much stayed neck-and-neck until he shattered my thinking by playing me Pavement's "Wowee Zowee" one day.
That bitch was always one step ahead. Guess it served me right. Prodigy sucked after "Jilted," and arguably sucked during "Jilted" too. Don't even talk to me about that bitchass group with a crab on their record that sang "Firestarter," whoever those dicks are - they ain't the same Prodigy that did "Experience." Liam might still be able to whip up beats, but ugh. Jungle was getting stale, and while happy hardcore tried - it just couldn't recall the early nineties. It was time to move on, and as always - Kyle was my catalyst. So onto Pavement and Built to Spill I moved... still loitering around the genre today.
Holy crap y'allz. I just wrote several paragraphs on the kind of music I liked in high school. What the eff? But you know, I don't care if it's boring. It was easy to write - and that means it needed to be written. When I forget I'm writing and concentrate on telling the story, I know it's a story worth writing down. Even if it is about nothing at all. Anyway, it's not a complete "Dave's musical tastes" evolutionary chart (man, how awesome would it be to actually make one of those?!) - but it's a slice of time. I mean, somewhere either before or during all that was the Skinny Puppy/Front 242/Ministry phase, y'know, the all-black and combat boots era? Ahh, music, way too important to me.
Anyway, I wrote all that because I was originally trying to "introduce" a story about my eternal quest for a long-lost mix tape from the breakbeat days, but the "intro" morphed into a story of its own. I'll just get right to the point: I'm always looking for songs which mighta been on this mix, as it was, in my opinion, the defining mix for early 90s hardcore. Alas, I lost the tape - only to one day years later hear the exact same mix on some alterna-radio's Saturday night "club mix" or something. So I know it was a popular mix, perhaps commercially released or local to some big Orlando DJ. For nearly five years I've had a text file on my desktop called "mixtape.txt" in which I track songs in two categories: "definite," and "possible." One day I'll find that mix, I swear. Stupid "underground" music, hard to find by definition, bah!
Maybe if I stop chugging Diet Cokes I'll realize it's nigh' on 1am and I gotta go give my eight hours to the man again tomorrow. I've impressed myself with such a voluminous tome today, at three pages in Word it's bound to look impressively page-filling sandwiched between the sickly-green borders of the blog.
And he even took time to link it up proper, good night all. Dave. Is. Out.
the familiar halfhearted midnight trip

I'm totally gonna build a "dream machine." It's this thing that this dude from the 50's invented which supposedly can be used to induce hallucinations (read: epileptic seizures). Basically, it's just a rotating cardboard tube with a lightbulb inside that makes the light pulse at the same rate as your brain's alpha-waves? which apparently makes you trip balls. Sounds about as awesome as bananadine.
We got this funny note on our doorstep the other day, and thought I'd share it because it really made me laugh. It's typed up and printed on a multicolored inkjet printer all professional-like. See, this lady, Inna, wants to be our housekeeper? and she's distributing these fliers to let us know she wants our business. "ARE YOU SEEKING RESPONCIBLE ,ORGANISED HOUSE CLEANER? YOU GOT IT!" Shouts the bold red text on the top of the page. "INNA IS ENERGETIC HOUSEKEEPER WITH LARGE JANITORIAL EXPERIENCE." Really?! Tell me more! "INNA IS GOOD ON HER HANDS." Wha? "INNA WILL BE RESPONCIBLE FOR GENERAL LABOR DUTIES TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE CLEAN." Sweet! "SHE WILL SWEEPING, SCRUBBING, MOPPING, REMOUVING REFUSE, CLEANING LAVATORIES, SHOWERS OR RESTROOMS." She will?! Oh boy! "INNA WILL KEEP YOUR HOUSE. IF INTERESTED PLEAS CALL." Inna will keep my house? Umm.. no thanks Inna. Inna need spellcheck, bad. Sorry Inna.
Whoa, you know what's weird? Inna might have spellcheck, because when I just ran it - it didn't flag any of the misspelled words I transcribed from Inna's note in the above paragraph. Strange.
Anyway, the weekend was good. I've been feeling rather ill lately, so I didn't do any taxing work in the backyard this weekend - which means the sprinkler-awaiting trenches currently crisscrossing our backyard are still pining for PVC. Owell, one weekend lost, what's the damage really? Saturday I decided to do absolutely nothing during the day. And, I mean nothing. I sat in front of this computer for most of the day - after doing about of "house cleaning" on the TiVo. Catching up on some Andy Griffith, Simpsons, and Scrubs. Then I just sat here and ripped CDs? all day. Got over 40 done by the time evening rolled around and it was time to celebrate Melissa's birthday. By celebrate I mostly mean a drunken dinner party at our house, capped off by the familiar halfhearted midnight trip to the local pub for one last beer in some attempt to say we really "went out."
Sunday I was feeling pretty bad, but decided to make a go at it by heading to the river with the crew. I didn't go in the water, due to my sickness, but I did have a great time lounging in the sun and watching people wakeboard. If there's one thing I did learn this weekend, it's that beer doesn't cure a cold - not that I didn't try, but it just doesn't work.
At one point on the boat Sunday I invented a new sitting position. I sat backwards on the back seat, with my back propped against the engine thing? so I was looking directly out the back of the boat, my feet dangling over the ski platform. If I laid my head back I could look up at the passing sky and riversides, and just see the two other backseat passengers out of the corners of my vision. I sat like that for an hour or so while we tugged people around and made our way downriver. Just sat there staring up at the sky listening to music, bouncing my feet and signing along loudly. Maybe it was the beer, but it was awesome. It's just so "nothing's going on" that I love it. I'm pretty sure people were laughing at me, but hey, that's always the goal right?
Nothing more. Dave out.