pray or die
Seems like things have slowed down a bit at work since I cancelled my trip. The urgency that was driving me last week has lessened a bit, and now I'm a little more relaxed about the deadlines that are coming up. It's also coming up on that nice time of year where I start getting itchy for a vacation. Luckily, there is already some stuff on the horizon that I've got to look forward to.
Since I was writing about the backyard project yesterday, I got to thinking about how we can get going again and start making some progress. I took some time to update my backyard drawings with a detailed irrigation plan. I've been delaying the relatively cheap task of installing sprinklers, mainly because I just hadn't planned enough to jump in. So, with the help of some online resources, I mapped out pipe layout, sprinkler head location, spray radiuses, hydro-zones and associated flow rates and pressure requirements. It was kinda fun actually, appealing to the engineer in me I suppose. Now all that's left is to rent the trencher and see if it can hack my rocksoil. Supplies should only run about $200 and the labor is light, so this could potentially be a one-weekend project.
Easter is this next weekend and that gets me thinking about church. We haven't been to church with any regularity in years. Back in Florida, we went twice a week. I miss it. Without getting into my views on religion, and how they've changed in the past few years - suffice it to say that I do enjoy going to church. I enjoy the people at church, I enjoy the setting, I enjoy the history, and I hold the majority of values taught there to be important human qualities. My alliance with some major points of doctrine may not be where the church would ideally have them, and I have adopted a very liberal stance on a few of the absolutist-positioned items that most good Christians stand behind - but I do still have some sort of "faith."
A few years ago I realized my view of religion was changing when I asked myself: "If someone all-knowing challenged you to put your life at stake by stating your unequivocal belief that certain biblical events happened as they are written, would you?" When it came down to it I guess I just didn't have enough faith to risk my life on whether or not a man really did get swallowed by, and lived inside, a fish. Sure it's a hypothetical, but it serves to show what I mean by saying my beliefs have changed. While I'm a far cry from a cynical atheist, my views on certain aspects of religion have changed. Having said that, I still miss church.
Well, I guess I did end up "getting into it" after all. Summed up, I think I've adopted a more common-sense approach to religion. Sorry to get all God on you guys, that kind of writing typically stays in the not-on-the-internet journal. Back to my normal hedonistic rambling in 3, 2, 1...
The lead story on CNN this morning had a sentence that I found hilarious: "U.S. Marines engaged in intense fighting in Fallujah today in an attempt to pacify the city..." Fighting to pacify? Am I the only one that finds that to be an odd concept? Kind of like a "peace-keeping missile," I can understand the intent of the wording - but in reality it just makes you sound pretty dumb. They also had a sidebar item noting the news that Senator Kennedy is calling Iraq "Bush's Vietnam." While I don't fully agree with the comparison in terms of the reason for fighting - I do see the parallel he's trying to get it with the whole "spirit" of the situation. Without outing myself as a dove, I do wish we wouldn't have gone to Iraq without UN blessing. WMD or not, Al Qaeda or not, I just think it wasn't the wisest decision to go all commando and defy the UN.
Why didn't someone tell me that yesterday's entry was rife with spelling errors? I re-read it last night and was embarrassed at how dumb it sounded. OK, I've reached the "been staring at the page waiting for the next subject to pop into my head" time-limit and must therefore bid you all adieu.
Dave out.
spending the day with mom
You guys remember what it used to be like to stay home sick from school? Maybe my experiences are atypical, but I have some really fond memories of sick days. Not the middle through high school sick days where it was nothing more than playing hooky - but those gradeschool days where your mom actually judged you too ill to go to class. For me, those days were awesome - in spite of whatever was ailing me.
Those were the days where I didn't have to get up on time, get dressed, etc. The best part was spending the day with mom. I can remember doing puzzles with her, watching TV, and her bringing me blankets and juice while I laid on the couch. You could play Nintendo, read a book, whatever you wanted. And let us not forget the jewel in the sick-day crown, getting to watch the Price is Right at 11am. Oh man, maybe they'll show Plinko? no other game is cooler. Being sick as a kid was awesome, unless it was debilitating sick that is.
If you couldn't tell, I cancelled my Taiwan trip and am still here in the good ol' USA. Upon further consideration, the timing of the visit just wasn't right - so I decided to let the company take the $100 cancellation fee and postpone. It's fine with me really, since there is a lot to get done around here. I'll have plenty of chances to head over there this year, so what's a few weeks anyway. Now I can be home for all the closing of affairs with our refi, and be there when our free shade trees get delivered from SMUD.
I think we've decided to do pavers in the backyard instead of pouring a concrete porch. Part of the reason is because I think we may be able to save some money on materials by buying the pavers as "seconds" from the same place we bought the retaining wall stone. Also, Sharaun prefers the look of pavers to plain concrete, and to top it off - we can do the labor ourselves and at any pace we want. I'll just price and choose what kind of stones we want, have the pallets delivered, and go at a comfortable pace the same way we did the retaining wall. Should come out looking nice I think? now I just need to come up with the scratch for the stones. My math says it'll be about $700 for a project our size. Sprinklers, pavers, sod, landscaping - that's the order we'll go.
Sharaun's folks are coming to visit for the 4th of July, it should be really fun. The more time I end up spending with my in-laws, the more I tend to look at them as family. I really like them, whereas I used to be a little afraid of them. Now I look forward to their visits and going back to Florida to spend time with them. We got a tentative rafting trip planned, one that we've done before up north on the Feather River. It includes an overnight stay where the rafting company takes awesome care of you and cooks dinner, has free margaritas, etc. It was so much fin last time - so I'm pretty excited about doing it again this year.
I have nothing more to say guys, lest I get even more boring. Out.
april fools, fools
For the first month in the history of pharaohweb.com, I have a new top page. Up until now, my lame old Question Mark & the Mysterians page has been #1 in the server stats. As of March though, my Pac Man pages took the long-held crown. Winning by just under 1000 hits, Pac Man chomped up the competition. I wondered why I was getting so many e-mails about it, seems its made its move. Wonder how long it can stay on top? Jeez, who cares right? Sorry guys? I get proud of nerdy things like web stats? it's just in my blood. I blame my dad for buying me that electronics kit from Radio Shack back in the 5th grade. When you're 11 and spending weekends inside learning about current through coiled wire from a talking cartoon capacitor? you're pretty much destined for geekdom.
In the spirit of April Fool's Day, Kristi and I spent some time crafting up a joke to play on Sharaun and her man Erik.
The background: Kristi's job, and mine, find us frequently away from home on business travel. Lately, it seems like we're both away on business around the same time - sometimes day for day. Last time I came home from Washington, she was also getting in within the hour - so we were both picked up together from the airport. This unplanned travel coordination has led Sharaun and Erik to give Kristi and I a hard time about really not being away on business, but having a secret affair. So we have this running joke between the four of us about Kristi and I going away for "business" to continue our affair.
The setup: Accidentally "out" the affair to Sharaun and Erik. We concocted a joke where we would use photos taken on our respective business trips, and manipulate them to seemingly show us together on the trips. For added reality, we setup a meeting at Kristi's apartment to take some pictures of us together which I would then Photoshop into the shots from our actually business trips. So, Tuesday night Anthony I and dropped by Kristi's place with camera in hand. Kristi and I had each combed through our respective trip photos and chosen the best candidates to be Photoshopped into. In going through my pictures, I found a (really crappy looking) picture that I took in my hotel room one morning on my last trip to Taipei. Noticing that there was an unmade bed in the image, I got the idea of adding a still-sleeping Kristi to it. We took some standard "tourists in love" shots, and one of Kristi in bed (fully clothed y'allz... no need to get that authentic) for the hotel shot.
The delivery: I went home and worked some magic with the pictures. And yes, I used the totally awesome (and completely free) GIMP for Windows to do all the Photoshopping. Yeah, I still call it "Photoshopping," it's a verb to me now. Anyway I took the doctored photos and added them to a very simple webpage. Then Kristi and I each pretended to "accidentally" send an e-mail to our significant other - when it was really meant for each other. Kristi's mail to Erik went like this. She immediately followed it up with this. Yeah, I know - that last image (dubbed "the bed one" by Kristi and I) turned out awesome. If you want to see the magic happen, check here.
The payoff: I'm happy (and still married) to say that both Erik and Sharaun got a kick out of our little joke. Although I am a little nervous about paybacks next year.
Dave out.
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